Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day, Friends!


It's difficult to celebrate today while we’re in the midst of a heavy tax season but here's a fun (and true) little story about love, romance, marriage & monogamy:

When President Calvin Coolidge and his wife Grace were being given simultaneous but separate tours of a prominent chicken farm, the First Lady asked her guide whether the rooster copulated more than once a day. “Dozens of times,” she was told. 

Armed with this juicy little tid-bit, Mrs. Coolidge said to her guide: “Tell that to Mr. Coolidge.” 

Feeling a bit uncomfortable, the tour guide approached the President to inform him of Mrs. Coolidge’s revelation.  When told, President Coolidge hesitated for a moment and then asked the guide:  “Same hen every time?” 

When the guide said, “No Sir. A different hen each time,” the President responded: “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”

Sorry, I couldn't resist.  Hope you enjoyed that fun (and true) little story.

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